Double Dutch

‘THERE is no doubt as to the identity of the proudest woman in Britain this morning.

‘Sixty-six. Clickety-clicks!’

No, it’s not “kinky” Kinga Karolczak, Big Brother’s buxom new inmate who marked her arrival in the house in time-honoured fashion by whipping out her 44FF breasts for the Star.

Nor is it busty Anorak favourite Kerry Katona, who shows that you can’t keep a good woman down – at least not one with such excellent buoyancy aids – by signing a £500,000 deal to launch a new internet bingo game.

And it’s not even Nancy dell’Olio, the first name on Sven’s team-sheet, and this morning pictured in the Mail emerging from the Sardinian surf like Ursula Andress in Dr No.

All of them admittedly heroines in their own way, but none of them can hold a candle to a certain Mrs Barton.

The mother of nasty little scrote – and sometime Manchester City footballer – Joey Barton has yet more cuttings for the family album today with the news that her other son Michael is wanted in connection with the race-hate murder of Anthony Walker.

The Sun says police have named the 18-year-old as one of two men they want to speak to about the horrific axe killing in a Liverpool park.

However, it appears that Barton Junior is not so keen to speak to them, with fears that somehow he and pal Paul Taylor have managed to evade Britain’s tight border controls and flee to Holland.

After the recent escape of London suicide bomb suspect Hussein Osman to Italy, this will no doubt come as a further embarrassment to the Government.

Defence secretary Geoff Hoon has already announced that he is looking at ways to strengthen the ring of steel around this island nation.

One suggestion is to close the fast-track service for bombers, axe murderers and general ne’er-do-wells, and make them queue up like everyone else…’

Posted: 2nd, August 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink