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by | 5th, August 2005

‘WHAT will you be reading on the beach next year?

A Harry Potter fan

A copy of the Star and tearing yourself away from looking at real babes on the beach to looking at pictures of babes on the beach in front-page splashes like today’s “Page 3 on holiday”?

A copy of Harry Potter And The Adult Literacy Class, pre-wrapped for all over-18s in a brown paper cover to avoid anyone assuming that you are a) a Satanist, b) a paedophile researching material to use on children in the nearest amusement arcade, or c) a trendy parent trying to be your kid’s best mate.

Or what about Guilty As Sin, Free As A Bird, juror Eleanor Cook’s story of her time on the Michael Jackson

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