Jordan’s Doubles
‘SO used are we to seeing photos of Jordan and hearing tales of her life with singing acorn Peter Andre that when we sight lots of blonde hair and a burgeoning chest we think we see the star.
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Indeed, its only deep into the interview, when the ambulatory chest in the blonde hair-do says she was in Chicago, the musical, that we realise its not Jordan. Its none other than Jennifer Ellison.
It really is uncanny how much Jennifer has grown to look like Jordan. And then theres Jens love, the dark-haired, smooth-chested Tony Richardson.
Tonys voluminous blue shorts stop us from making any further comparisons between he and the Australian singer, but the two men certainly share a taste in women.
So heres Jen and Tone in Cyprus, taking in the sun, posing for some pictures, sticking their hairless chests out and telling us all manner of interesting truths about their lives.
Jennifer would like to be married before she has children, and now aged 22, would like that to be by the time shes 25. Tony, whos 26, doesnt want to be over 30 by the time he has kids.
But marriage takes planning, and you cant start too soon. Right, Jen? Thats what really freaking me out, says she …you need to book venues and things like that so far in advance.
And then theres the celebrity magazine schedule to check. OK! needs to know well in advance how its to cover the do and give it the full 15-20 pages it warrants. And thats only after a protracted bidding war for the exclusive rights to feature the wedding between it and its rivals.
So Jen is not taking any chances. And as befitting her look has been taking notes…from Jordan.
Im seeing Katie [Price] organising hers and it makes me realise how much hard work is involved. So maybe well put it off a few more years.
And see what Jordan thinks…’
Posted: 16th, August 2005 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink