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B Happy

by | 26th, August 2005

‘TIME now to take look at the other side of youth Britain and the Sun’s story of Rachel Grandey, who yesterday scooped 15 A*s and two As in her GCSEs.

Tries hard, could do better

But rather than being crushed at her glaring failure to achieve a perfect score, and then only for 17 subjects, Rachel poses for the paper’s snapper.

No, not in her knickers and a cheeky grin. This girl’s no expert in bikiniology. She’s a brainiac, which, according to the third law of tabloid means she must pose for a shot with a violin cuddled under her chin.

Winning a GCSE is, of course, as the papers have told us at no small length, child’s play – and here’s a child to show us how easy it is.

Step forward and show us your gappy teeth, six-year-old “whizzkid” schoolboy Armaan Genomal, the proud recipient of a GCSE in Information

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