Anorak | Go Figure

Go Figure

by | 2nd, September 2005

‘ODD isn’t it that Abi Titmuss is now more famous that John Leslie. Odder still that she is no friend of Michelle Heaton.

Not Abi Titmuss

But Abi can’t have everything. She can try. But she can’t. It just wouldn’t be fair on the rest of womankind.

So she has to be content with her “fab figure”, her career as a “lads’ mag favourite” and dating former professional footballer Lee Sharpe.

Who knows, Michelle Heaton may well read the OK! piece and be impressed enough to befriend the former nurse who rose to fame on the end of another woman’s tongue.

Indeed, it’s hard not to be touched by the Titmuss, as she tells us about her weight (9st) and how she doesn’t deny herself anything, but has stopped eating “carbs” after six. D’yer see?

“I fill up on lots of non-starchy veg and watch my portions,” says Abi, using language that is sure to excite her legion of pimply-faced fans. A group that will splutter into their sticky hands as Abi says how she’s replaced sugary fats with “good fats like avocado to fill

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