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Laying Down The Law

by | 21st, September 2005

‘ARE the papers now officially part of Kate Moss’s famous Moss’s Posse?

‘What nanny?’

Showbiz news used to be about tales of drunken soap stars and pregnant Spice Girls now all we get are stories of Kate, Sadie, Pete, Jude et al.

We want more, but the feeling is that we are getting less. Just look at the Sun’s picture of Jude Law dressed in a pork pie hat. It’s a hat of the same type as that favoured by the tiresome Pete Doherty, a happening that leads the Sun to ask: “Is Jude turning into Pete?”

Law’s already turned into a cheating love rat, so how bad would it be to mutate into a drug-addled singer? Better still if Jude’s current flame, Sienna Miller, could cut her hair short and become the new face of H&M. And then sleep with Sadie Frost.

That for later, because right now the Mail says Miller has other plans for she and her man. It seems that Miller only consented to take Law back if he agreed to meet a set of “stringent conditions”.

In other places beyond London’s Primrose Hill, where Moss and her gang hang out, Miller could be accused of being some kind of mad harridan of a woman, Andy Capp’s wife made flesh and bo-ho chic.

But in that enclave of north London, Miller’s desperately cool, and in no way insecure, needy or sad.

And should any woman want to be like Miller – and who does not? the Mail produces “THE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT”, a handy cut-out-and-keep reminder

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