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Rolling Back The Years

by | 4th, October 2005

‘IF you are what you eat, might it be that Mick Jagger should go easier on the prunes?

Better rolling oats than stones

We address the question not to the slim-hipped singer, but to his current beau, the high-haired and leggy L’Wren Scott.

Before answering she pauses, as befits a woman with an apostrophe in her name, and tells us that on the contrary, Mick and the rest of his gang of Rolling Stones should eat a still healthier diet. As the Express says on its front page, L’Wren even wants Keith Richards to stop smoking.

This might sound entirely sensible, but we are forced to point out that smoking is a way to preserve meat, and if Richards stops lighting up, he may suddenly ripen and quickly go off.

Better, perhaps, if L’Wren has a word with George Best, who, as the Sun says, has a diet that has taken him from bar to intensive care.

“He’s pressed the self-destruct

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