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Rooney With A View

by | 7th, October 2005

‘ANYONE with £16million to spare can now buy the home lived in by a once happy and very much in love Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.

Cruelly, just as renovations to their home were being completed, Jen and Brad’s marriage began to crumble like so much old masonry.

But now the home could be yours. And the Sun is keen to secure a deal. The paper dons a pink shirt, contorts its face into a syrupy grin and becomes an estate agent.

And you can but fail to be impressed by the sprawling house? Spice up your lives in the shower for two. Chow down with the great and good at a glass-top table in the modern dining room. Sip a cocktail at the bar. And unwind in the white bedroom, equipped with fireplace and optional his ‘n’ hers tea’s maids.

Or buy three of Wayne Rooney

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