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Derby & Moan

by | 18th, October 2005

‘TSK! Isn’t it just awful. Just look at the state of them. It might be “JUST ANOTHER GIRLS NIGHT OUT” to Bianca and Jade, but to the right-minded Mail reader it’s debauched and a sure sign that England, my England is coming apart at the seams.

For more shots of young women with drinks go to the Daily Mail

“These disturbing pictures were taken last Saturday evening in Bristol. What do they say about plans for 24-hour drinking?” says the Mail above shots of brawling, drunk and prone youth.

We don’t know if the Mail’s man on the scene took those shocking images with a traditional camera or his mobile phone, only that he did. And thanks to such fearless reporting, Mail readers are now able to gawp at drunken youths.

“Just look at that, dear,” says Mrs Pendergrass. “She’ll catch her death of cold in that top. Unless the illegal immigrant cab driver doesn’t run her over, or worse.” Mr Pendergrass puts down his marmalade toast and dashes over to have a look.

“That girl’s sozzled,” she goes on. “She looks like she’s about to fall out of her clothes.” Mr Pendergrass stares at the images, his eyes misting over; a piece of moist orange peel hangs limply on his bottom lip.

But let’s not be too hard on the Mail. While Sun readers have pneumatic Keeley,

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