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Toxic Shock

by | 21st, October 2005

‘BRITNEY Spears has always made more headlines than memorable hit records.

Hit me baby one more time

Indeed, this week she makes such a long headline that it might serve as chorus to her next hit: “Fears over BOOZING BRITNEY – SHE HIT BOTTLE JUST WEEKS AFTER BABY.”

The Enquirer’s front-page headline, delivered in its trademark acidic yellow and red ink, sounds every bit as bad as some of Britney’s tunes.

Inside the magazine, we hear sources say that Britney is drinking and smoking to help her deal with the stress of having a new baby.

For those among us who don’t know what drinking and smoking look like, there’s an instructive shot of Britney doing both at once. In the language of the showbiz circuit she is a cross-over artiste and multi-talented.

Of course, we have every sympathy with a new mum who finds her changed role in life stressful and draining. Hormones are raging and strange tings occur.

But not all of Britney’s stresses are, apparently, down to little Preston. As one source says: “She hasn’t lost the pregnancy weight and she’s desperate to get back in superstar shape and resume her career. She has turned to drinking wine to relax, washing away her stress.”

If only her superstar shape was of Kirsti Ally’s dimensions, then surely Britney would be overjoyed, perhaps even contemplating another pregnancy.

But so much of Britney’s allure is down to her flat stomach that

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