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Dead Wood And Mrs Simpson

by | 11th, November 2005

‘JESSICA Simpson has it all. And now, as the Enquirer reports, she’s got a psychiatrist.

In brains we trust

So “desperate” is the actress to save her marriage to Nick Lachey that she’s having her head examined.

This is not as dramatic as it sounds. In Hollywood a shrink is just a cosmetic surgeon for your feelings. He nips your occipital lobe, he tucks your cerebrum, he sucks flabby thinking from your cerebral cortex.

“If I don’t do this, I’ll push everything back until I explode,” says Jessica. And no-one would want that.

So Jessica, a real life Simpson character, albeit more orange than Homer and his yellowy kin, is releasing her pent up feelings to a therapist.

To aid this process, she’s reportedly keeping volumes of spiral-bound notebooks. The Enquirer says these books are used to “help express and understand her emotions”.

Perhaps one day we will get to see what these journals contain. Perhaps the books will form an integral part of any forthcoming documentary on Jessica’s life. And then there’s the film of The Simpson Ledgers, with Kelsey Grammer as the psychiatrist, Simpson

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