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Ratted Out

by | 11th, November 2005

‘YOU might think the comic potential of white rappers had been exhausted with Vanilla Ice, 2 Live Jews (As Kosher As They Wanna Be) and Ali G.

‘Ratatat-tat, I’m a rapper in a hat’

But hold onto your microphones as you learn in the Enquirer that Kevin Federline is marrying rapping with dancing to push the envelope of this much ignored art form to its very limit.

We’ve not heard Kevin’s rap, but Britney Spears apparently has, and she’s none too impressed. “I don’t think neither Britney nor her minders like the fact he’s in a money-draining dance studio project with Michael Jackson’s dad Joe,” says a source. “And Britney can’t be impressed by his dancing or his attempts at being a rapper.”

Kevin the new whiter Michael Jackson? Let’s just stick with Kevin the rapper for now. And wonder if he can reprise the art movement that peaked in the early 1980s with

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