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Whizz Kids

by | 11th, November 2005

‘GIVE the police more powers! Let ‘em lock suspect up for 90 days!

‘Come on, Kia. We know you’ve got drugs in there…’

Fair enough. But first things first. How about making sure they do their job properly in the first place. How about making sure that when giving a talk to hundreds of children at Butlins, Skegness, they don’t leave drugs in the nippers’ bags?

“HOW DOPEY!” says the Mirror, as it invites 10-year-old Kia Butterfield to hold aloft the packet of speed drugs officers deliberately put in her bag.

It was all such a simple plan. The officers would stand in front of 1,800 children and show them what drugs looked like.

The police would then place said drugs into the children’s bags. Then trained spaniels would sniff them out. The children would clap. The

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