Mail Shot

‘WARNING: READING THE MAIL MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH.

Here’s a look at how were all going to die horribly last week…

Monday

“OUR TOXIC TWIN – Will this week’s mission to Venus help Mankind prevent the Earth from becoming a similar hellish inferno of acid clouds and 200mph winds?”

“Epidemic of liver disease in binge-drinking girls”

“’Safer’ cigarettes still killers, warn experts” - British American Tobacco is developing a cigarette which, the company claims, would be less harmful then than normal fags

Tuesday

“Open door to MRSA” – Survey finds fewer than half of patients admitted to hospital are screened for the superbug

“Welly dangerous – Or how boots, cardigans, waste bins and pelmets have all put the unwary in hospital” – Survey says Wellington boots are a major cause of accidents in and around the home

“The bird flu attack – Magnified 100,000 times, how the killer bug rampages through a human lung

Wednesday

“Teenager ‘killed by his lip piecing”

“Pub jobs for nurses ‘frozen out’ by NHS” – newly qualified nurses unable to get jobs in the NHS are working in pubs

Thursday

“The silent sex disease blighting 1 in 10 lives” – one in ten of us is infected with Chlamydia

Friday

“Cannabis use trebles the chance of schizophrenia”

“Sleeping pills may be doing you harm” – Study finds older patients suffer side-effects, including dizziness, loss of balance and disorientation

“Feeling lonely? It’s all in your genes” – Researchers say much of our ability to feel lonely is inherited’

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