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The Jumper

by | 15th, November 2005

‘“DIANA: her final stunning pictures,” promises the Express’s front page. Or is that threatens? It’s usually only websites that would bother with such macabre voyeurism.

Soft landings

But here is a national paper, the self-styled “world’s greatest newspaper”, promising to show its readers something truly shocking.

Can we not look at something more pleasant? What about the Sun’s shots of Prince Harry’s lover Chelsy Davy?

“GREAT VIEW, CHELSY,” leers the Sun. It stares up at the blonde one descending by parachute with expert Paul Lutzer tied to her back.

Chelsy “put on an outstanding show in a tight fleece”, says the Sun, peering at the busty jumper. “Her daredevil jump put paid to her knockers who have written her off as a pouting party animal,” it says.

It might not be all that tasteful to gawp at Chelsy’s chest as she risks life and limb on a parachute jump(“Harry girl shows a lot of front in 9,000ft skydive”), but surely it’s better than what the Express is proposing.

And since we’ve seen Chelsy, what about a look at Kate Middleton, Prince William’s lover.

And, in case any of you were wondering, Kate is indeed dating the future king. In a meeting with members of the All Blacks rugby team at Buckingham Palace, Kiwi forward Ali Williams asked Wills about Kate.

The Sun catches up

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