Woman’s Glib

‘KERRY Katona is not as rough as a badger’s arse. She’s merely as playful.

As the girl herself says of her alleged bout with boyfriend Dave Cunningham: “It was reported last week that I hit Dave and he knocked me to the floor.” Indeed it was reported (see Anorak “The Pain In Spain”).

“The first part is partly true. I gave him a playful slap round the head and in the process slipped over – which we were both laughing at.”

Silly us. Now that misunderstanding has been cleared up, we can all get on with our lives. Even if Kerry and Dave have split up.

So, what now for Kerry? Well, for a hint of what might lie in store for the playful slapper, we turn to Kerry’s OK! diary.

And therein are treated to Kerry’s pearl of wisdom. In a piece called “I’D GO LESBO”, Kerry tells the world: “I think lesbianism is great.”

Well, after Bryan and Dave, going the gay way would give Kerry a new set of options…’

Posted: 21st, November 2005 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink