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Angelina Blows

by | 24th, November 2005

‘IF Angelina Jolie were to explode all over the place, which bit of her would you try to retrieve from among the debris?

Blowing it

Americans love their star memorabilia, and in time at a convention centre in Las Vegas, the hunters will assemble, each clutching a bit of the actress (shrink wrapped in polythene), and try to piece Angelina back together again.

It could happen. In America, anything can happen. Just take a look at the Enquirer’s headline. And know that “ANGELINA ERUPTS”.

And what has made Angelina blow her stack are those “CHEATING accusations”.

But who’s been doing the cheating? Well, no-one. Ok, not no-one. Of course not no-one. America is full of cheats – love cheats, drugs cheats, card cheats, memorabilia cheats. We mean to say no-one, as in neither Angelina nor her beau Brad Pitt has been cheating on the other.

The catalyst for Angelina’s fury is a “bogus magazine article” which claimed Angelina has been secretly meeting up with her former husband, British actor Jonny Lee Miller.

This report, which the Enquirer tells us first appeared in Life & Style Weekly, is based on a story supplied by a “witness” who claims to have overheard Miller talking about La Jolie.

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