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How To Die In The Mail

by | 26th, November 2005

‘WARNING: READING THE DAILY MAIL MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO HEALTH.

Monday

“How mums can pass on stress to children”

“Dentists could dump 8 million NHS patients”

Tuesday

“Like thousands of others, Sally was seduced by the promise of cheap cosmetic surgery in the sun. It left her hideously scarred, in agonising pain – and facing endless operations by British doctors battling to reverse the damage” Sally Preston, 32, had liposuction in Thailand and lost the feeling in both her legs

“I was a rising tennis star when arthritis struck me down at 17. Now I’ve had nearly every joint in by body replaced.” So says Alice Peterson

“It steals your sight, your speech, your dignity. Why I’m waging war on the merciless brain disease that killed my mother” Seb Coe fights Progressive Supranuclear Palsy

“Fear of bird flu hits routine jabs” Panic over bird flu is leading to a run on flu vaccines

Wednesday

“However would they cope if bird flu hit?” “Disastrously”, says Geoffrey Lean of the Government’s plans to combat the pandemic

“Street where drink-fuelled violence may now get worse” The Mail looks at Nottingham “a city that already epitomises the dangers of a drinking culture rapidly spiralling out of control”

“How your cholesterol can soar when you feel stress”

Thursday

“Stress in pregnancy ‘lowers

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