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All Present And Corrected

by | 28th, November 2005

‘LONG gone are the days when all you wanted for Christmas were your two front teeth. What good are new gnashers without new lips, a new nose and some cheekbone implants to set them off?

Will madam be having the Demi or the Cher?

Happily, you need not suffer. This Christmas don’t just get that special person in your life a copy of Cosmetic Surgery for Dummies, but treat them to the full makeover courtesy of Dr Stephen Greenberg.

As the Mail reports (“How to look like a million dollars this Christmas”), the New York plastic surgeon is offering a full top-to-toe “remake” for £580,000.

Imagine the look on your saggy, lined face when you realise that you’re off to the Big Apple for a three-month refit, including recuperation in a five-star hotel, 24-hour nursing and an image consultant.

And don’t worry about people gawping at you with unbridled

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