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‘KERRY Katona would like it to be known that “FATHER CHRISTMAS DID NOT FEEL ME UP.”

In the course of tuning on the lights in Warrington this year, and thus introducing the locals to the wonder that is electricity, Kerry met Santa.

By way of proof, OK! produces a picture of Kerry sitting on Santa’s sturdy knee.

And… And nothing. For one thing, Kerry is not that kind of girl. For another, Santa is married to Mrs Claus. And for third, Kerry says nothing happened.

“Now, let me put your straight, Santa did not touch my boob!” says Kerry.

“I had my Lilly and Molly with me [not the names of Kerry’s new boobs, but her daughters], sat there shaking Father Christmas’s hand and he was laughing while I gave him a little kiss on his cheek…and that’s all that happened!”

And until the elves, Rudolph or Max Clifford tells us otherwise, we’ll ask no more…’

Posted: 5th, December 2005 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink