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Jesus H Webb

by | 15th, December 2005

‘“IF Jesus was PM, we’d have no problems whatsoever.” So says Cliff Richard, thinker, diplomat and leather-trousered 65-year-old.

So much for foot and mouth

And he’s right. If Jesus were our leader, the drinking laws would be a doddle – at chucking out time the wine would be turned back to water.

The NHS would be sorted as Jesus cured patients with alternative therapies, like inviting the lame to touch the hem of his doctor’s coat. And children would be eating more fresh fish.

But we don’t have Jesus to lead us. Although we do have a close approximation. He’s called Tony Blair. And, like Jesus, Tony is a good buddy of

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