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Snow Go

by | 28th, December 2005

‘TIME to pull on your new knitted jumper and those musical socks – or, better yet, chuck them on the fire. It’s getting cold out there.

“Blizzards batter Britain,” announce the Mail and Express in one voice, the harbinger of bad tidings jinxing the weather.

Indeed, the two papers are almost indistinguishable from one another.

Like two miserabilists waiting at the bus stop, they echo each other’s words. “Heavy snowfalls swept across the south of England causing travel chaos with weathermen warning worse is to come,” says the Mail. “Heavy snowfalls swept across the south of England causing travel chaos with weathermen warning worse is to come,” mutters the Express in agreement.

It’s all too terrible. Winter brings cold weather is a headline we’d never thought we’d see. But there it is in black and white, and in duplicate.

Of course, it’s not all bad news – especially if you’re a penguin.

Run, Toga! Run! Or waddle. Ski on those huge feet if you must. Just keep moving. Mum and dad Kyala and Oscar are

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