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Eat The Rich

by | 23rd, January 2006

‘YOU might not be invited to dine with the Queen on the occasion of her 80th birthday, but you can have a say in what she and the chosen few will be sinking their wooden teeth into.

The Express says that the BBC has devised a TV show in which you the viewers will be able to vote on what you think her Majesty should chow down on.

By way of research, we’ve taken the liberty of visiting a care home of the elderly and noted that the typical 80-year-old’s diet consists of reconstituted meat products, boiled sweets and the contents of unmarked cans donated by local schoolchildren at last year’s Harvest Festival.

But this is the Queen; her dinner will not be prepared by Meals On Wheel’s, but a bunch of the nation’s celebrity chefs.

Each of these 14 Wozzas will cook a four-course meal. The hoi polloi will then be invited to pick up our phones and choose the best starter, fish dish, main course and dessert from the selection.

The ensemble of delights will then he fed to Liz at a dinner

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