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Talking Turkey

by | 21st, February 2006

‘BIRD flu has lacked a celebrity face. MRSA has Lesley Ash. Breast cancer has Kylie Minogue. Even lowly acne has Cameron Diaz. We could go on. But at no point would we encounter the celebrity face of avian flu. Until now.

All hail Oprah Winfrey. Speaking in the National Enquirer, the maven of the talk shows has been telling her people “It’s going to happen”. Bird flu will sweep across the US.

“I feel hopeless,” says Oprah. “If that virus mutates into a contagious human flu, no one on the planet will be safe.” Not Oprah. Not even Dr Phil.

Oprah calls for her Government to prepare for the worst. She says that when it come to being vaccinated against the disease “I’m getting mine now”.

Which is some news as the Mail says in its bird flu “Q&A”, no true human vaccine exists. Perhaps Oprah plans to inoculate herself with Nobilis, the only vaccine that’s approved for use on poultry?

Whatever she plans, Oprah will have to bone up on avian flu if she is to become its celebrity spokesperson.

But whatever she does or does not do, Oprah is

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