Walking The Carpet

‘GRANTED, not everyone can be a ravishing beauty and afford extensive surgery, but to call the Oscars a “dog show” is a bit, well, cruel.

But if that’s how Keira Knightly sees it then who are we to argue? The Oscar-nominated actress is as close to the red carpet as it gets and if she spots dogs then dogs there are.

And in her bitch about the event, Knightly places herself in the dog pound. Says Knightly in the Mail: “You kinda get trotted out as Britain’s prize poodle.” Surely she means bulldog, but, once again, we demure to Knightly’s more esoteric knowledge.

She goes on to say how “they” give you “marks out of ten for what you are wearing and what your jewels are like. It’s a bit scary.”

For sure it is. But Keira’s well trained and we are certain she will do us proud.

Look out for her agility, obedience and heelwork. And watch out for any little presents left on that famous carpet…’

Posted: 27th, February 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink