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Sexy Football

by | 3rd, March 2006

‘THE question as to whether or not scoring a goal is better than sex is one many footballers have wrestled with.

Spot the phone and win

For research purposes footballers have scored both on and off the pitch, engaging in ever more elaborate behaviour – note the back heel flick and the 30-yard screamer, and wonder at five times a night assignations with a Page 3 stunnas and spit-roasts.

For a goal to be better than sex, and vice versa, the answer seems to depend on what kind of goal and what kind of sex.

Is a romp with a bevy of supermodels more rewarding than striking a World Cup final winner? Is a fumble on the back seat of your Skoda better then a consolation strike in a 4-1 defeat to a pub team?

And where does a “gay orgy” feature in the league table of things?

Whoever you ask about that, don’t ask England footballer Ashley Cole. In the Sun’s front-page story (“Ashley’s fury over gay orgy claim”), the player is said to be suing two newspapers for their story about two footballers, a DJ and a mobile phone.

Cole engaged to Girl’s Aloud pop tart Cheryl Tweedy is angry that although he was not named directly in the article the jigsaw pieces were laid out in such way that the finger was pointed at him.

The result

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