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Go Figure

by | 13th, March 2006

‘WHAT happens to the weight celebrities lose? Is it stored in some giant vat in a secret Hollywood location, ready to be piped into the local water supply, thereby giving everyone a taste of what it is to be famous?

How does she do it?

Until a roll of fat gets an agent and tells all, we may never know. But in the meantime we are free to ogle Kelly Osbourne’s new slimmer look.

As OK! writes, Osbourne has lost 2st. “Can you believe it?” asks Kelly. Without Fat Kelly to back up her story, we will have to take new-look Kelly’s word for it.

And, judging by the magazine’s before and after shots, there is indeed now less of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne’s youngest child at large.

But how did she mange it? “It’s funny,” says Kelly, “because everyone thinks I’ve been down the gym – but can you honestly see me working out?”

No. So what is the

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