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Not Taking The Biscuit

by | 21st, March 2006

‘EVER since Kelly Osbourne told us that she has lost 2 stone and asked “Can you believe it?” (see Anorak “Go Figure”), we have been wondering how she did it.

The face that munched a thousand Jammie Dodgers

Kelly claimed that she did not shed the weight at the gym. “Can you honestly see me working out?” asked Kelly. Ever up for a challenge, we rubbed our temples, closed out eyes and tried hard to imagine Osbourne dressed in an orange Lycra bodysuit pounding a treadmill and sweating like a Hollywood brat on Vicodin. But it was too much. And we failed.

The mystery of Kelly’s weight loss deepened, and we thought it would never be solved. Until now. As the Mirror reports, Kelly has lost the

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