Poles Apart
‘SKIS slung over shoulder. Body covered in black. Face concealed behind a massive pair of dark glasses. Is it..?
‘How am I meant to walk in these?’ |
No. It isnt. This ones actually pictured using the skis to ski on. It cant be Victoria Beckham. Which means it must be that other black-clad designer skier. It must be Jade Goody.
Admittedly, it is not overly simple to confuse the ski pole-shaped Posh with ski lift-sized Goody, but both are in black and such are the slimming properties of snow…
Whatever. The thing it that OK!s shots are of La Goody, and we get to see everyones favourite Essex girl (does Chantelle know?) falling all over the French Alps like a loose kebab.
And smiling and having fun. Which means that there is no way it can be Posh no way at all…’
Posted: 21st, March 2006 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink