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Shady Deals

by | 6th, April 2006

‘IT’S front-page news. It must be big. And it is. As the Sun announces: “EMINEM DIVORCE.”

You may now puke on the bride

A mere 82 days after retying the knot in a second marriage to Kimberley, the singer has had enough. “IT’S A RAP,” says the Sun as Eminem files for divorce.

“HIP HOP IT, Kim!” puns the Star, saying that Eminem has cancelled the honeymoon, scheduled for this summer.

Over in the Mirror, Eminem’s grandmother, Betty Kresion, is heard saying that Kim has “brainwashed” her kinfolk. “Boy has he made a big mistake. With no prenup or nothing! She’ll take everything. I think

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