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Jordan’s Hits

by | 12th, April 2006

‘THIS is awful news. No, it’s not that Britney Spear’s seven-month-old son Sean has suffered a fractured skull after falling from his high chair. That is terrible. We wish the boy a speedy and full recovery. What we report on is something worse.

‘Blobby, blobby, blobby’

“DON’T DUET,” begs the Sun, which tells us that Keith Harris and Orville are set to be toppled from their perch as the worst double act music has ever seen.

That noise you can hear is being produced by Peter Andre and Jordan.

The couple are set to release what the Sun generously calls an “atrocious” album. The disc features cover versions of famous duets, such as Nancy and Frank Sinatra’s Something Stupid.

A source explains further: “Pete and Katie are deadly serious about making a proper chart assault [his words] as a pop duo. Peter has been writing a lot recently and come up with material he wanted to perform with Katie.”

And so it is things turn from atrocious to something still worse. This, you will recall, is the Peter Andre who claimed to been inspired

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