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Two Timer

by | 26th, April 2006

‘FIGHTER, Jag owner, integrated transport policymaker, inventor of languages John Prescott is a man of many talents. And now he is a lover.

Has the man no shame?

The Mirror brings news that John Prescott has enjoyed a two-year affair with one of his secretaries. She’s called Tracey Temple. She’s 43 years of age. She’s a blonde.

“I did have a relationship with her which I regret,” says Prezza. “It ended some time ago. I have discussed this fully with my wife Pauline who is devastated by the news.”

Poor Pauline. Like us, we believed the new Labour message that they would be “whiter than white”. Wives of Labour ministers would not endure the same agonies as their Tory predecessors.

They would not stand at the gate of the family home with their man, like toe-jobber David Mellor’s wronged spouse; nor be forced to get off with their man in public, like Piers Merchant’s poor wife.

Labour would be good and true. How we sighed from the heart when a few years back Prescott summoned one of his fleet of Jags to take his good lady the 100-yards from Bournemouth hotel to conference centre lest the wind disrupt her hair. Hang the environment make way love.

But now it seems that if Labour learnt anything from watching the Tories implode, it was to be more discreet if they learned anything at all.

Just listen to Prescott’s statement: ‘I have discussed this fully with my wife Pauline who is devastated by the news. I would be grateful if Pauline and I can now get

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