After The Flood
‘EVERY day of every week the Mail thinks up imaginative ways to remind you that life is cruel and you are going to experience pain and die.
Here is a selection of things that will kill you and yours from last weeks paper of doom…
MONDAY
POLICEMEN BEHAVING BADLY This former detective spent seven months investigating her own colleagues. Now she has exposed a world of rampant sexism, endemic skiving and a shocking nonchalance towards serious crime Nina Hobson uncovers the amazing truth that the police are not that fantastic. Wow!
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TUESDAY
Immigrants are costing taxpayer £200m a year So suggests a reports by Migrationwatch think-tank
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Sorry, Ms Hewitt, the NHS cant go on like this In a devastating critique, one of this countrys most respected doctors calls for a radical rethink of Britains health service Professor Karol Sikora talks of crisis, job cuts and budget deficits
Avoiding milk in pregnancy could lead to a smaller baby So says a report in the Canadian Medical Association Journal
Wide awake with the top of my skull sawn off, I watched as the surgeon cut a deadly tumour from my brain… Simon Hicks talks us through his ordeal
THE FAKE MEDICINE SCANDAL We all trust the drugs we get on prescription. But as this chilling report reveals, ruthless counterfeiters are flooding the system with pills that are useless or downright dangerous
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WEDNESDAY
WHAT CRIMINAL INCOMPETENCE killers, rapists, paedophiles…1,000 convicted foreign criminals who should have been deported are at large and the Home Office hasnt a clue where they are. (Have they looked under your bed?)
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Its not only the foreign criminals whove vanished, but also any pretence that Britain controls its borders or, indeed, its very destiny So says Melanie Phillips
Foreigners flooding our jails 10,000 foreigners languish in British jails; before being released into the community, no doubt
Passports Are Us underworld trade in fake documents is so lucrative the villains offer franchises
THE MOTHER WHO GAVE BIRTH AT 62 Shes blind, a grandmother of 20 and now, thanks to IVF, one of the oldest women ever to give birth. But is her story inspirational or a terrible corruption of nature? The story of American Janise Wulf
Coffee is in the clear over links to heart disease Phew! But does it give you cancer?
10,000 new nurses cant find a job in cash-strapped NHS Nurses warn that they are leaving college unable to find a job in the Health Service; some are so desperate they are applying to work at Tesco and McDonalds
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THURSDAY
British bluebell will be wiped out in ten years John Everitt, of the Wildlife Trusts conservation charity, warns against the Spanish invader; the scentless Spanish bluebell is creeping out of the flowerbeds and into woodlands
Vodka lolly peril to children Lemon-flavoured Chiller lolly aimed at young adults (4.8 per cent alcohol) could be licked by children
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FRIDAY
£360,000 bill for the healthy women in hospital since 2004 Two elderly women have been in hospital since April 2004 despite having nothing wrong with them a miracle given the apparent prevalence of MRSA
The Disneyphone Health fears over mobile that will appeal to the youngest children Disney introduces family mobile phone package that gives handsets to children
Will cull be too late to halt bird flu epidemic Outbreak of bird flu in Norfolk could have spread throughout the country’
Posted: 29th, April 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink