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Carry On Westminster

by | 2nd, May 2006

‘“CAN I get you anything, sir?” asks the airhostess. The passenger looks up, his lips moist with anticipation. He stretches out a hand and helps himself to a pear. “Oh, what a lovely pair,” he says.

”Ere, John you sure this’ll raise your standing in the polls?’

That’s a possible scene from a new TV drama based on the life and times of John Prescott.

The Star hears that Channel 4 are already planning the show. A source tells the paper that the story is a “bizarre mix of Benny Hill and a Carry On film”, and gives the project the working title Carry On Westminster.

So here’s Prezza (played by Warren Clarke, Ricky Tomlinson and/or Clare Short) sat aboard a jet from London to Washington ogling the trolley dolly’s chest and making a play on words.

This is truly amazing, and it is easy to dwell too long on Prezza’s commendable attempt to grasp the English language.

Prezza is a man who plays with words in much the same

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