Adult Education

And Paul McCartney agrees. As the Sun reports on its front page (“Macca agony at lady Mucca”), before seeing the pictures and learning what his wife got up in the company of a curly-haired man back in the 1980s, he was ignorant and uneducated.

The paper says that Paul had “no idea” the woman he married four years ago had such a “sordid” past. But, as we say, the book is an education and Paul is now fully boned up on the facts.

Not that the work should be seen as a text book. This is because it contains no words. “Maybe they do things differently in Germany,” says Robert Page, the man who created the Lovers’ Guide, available in DVD, video and CD-ROM.

Maybe they do. Doubtless a few thousand England fans travelling to the World Cup in that fair land will put the theory to the test. And their selfless research might offer some comfort to Paul.

But for now the Mail says Paul is “mortified”, “deeply depressed” and “unhappy”. As a pal of his tells the paper: “He bitterly regrets marrying Heather Mills and dragging his children into this awful situation.”

It’s been an education…

Posted: 6th, June 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink