Suzie’s Cue
“I feel like a Christmas tree.”
And with that 43-year-old Suzie Verrico from West Malling in Kent puts on the golden clothes and enters the Big Brother house.
At last! Finally! Here is someone who has simply stumbled upon the show. Enough of the PR girls, the strumpets and the wannabe telly presenters – Susie is one of us.
Suzie eats KitKats. And those are not organic KitKats or KitKats made from chocolate thats been hand rolled on the rumps of wild buffalo, but ordinary KitKats. The KitKats we the ordinary – eat.
And now the truth. Suzie is a wannabe.
Suzie has applied to be on the show three times. She did not happen upon a winning ticket – her husband spent £4,000 on the snacks in a bid to find her a voucher to fame.
Susie is also “immensely proud” of her boob job – which may or may not be normal for Big Brother
Posted: 11th, June 2006 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
