Coup De Grace
If this is Big Brothers very own Watergate scandal, who is Deep Throat, the grass who tells all?
When Grace threw a glass of water over Snoozie, the housemates wondered if they had witnessed a moment of spontaneity or a planned attack.
Graces attempted coup de grace on Snoozies reign failed horribly – not least of all because she seemed to miss her intended target. (If EastEnders has taught us anything it is that drinks should be poured over the head in a slow and deliberate manner.)
And so to the investigation. Who was behind it? Was Lea Deep Throat? The porn star and self-styled house mother figure said not. But she knew who was. Imogen and Lisa said to do it,” said Lea.
We never said owt. Who the **** said that?” demanded Lisa. Imogen, wet faced from Graces eviction, also denied any involvement.
And so it went on. Meanwhile, outside the house Davina was asking for a blow by blow account of what Grace and Mikey got up to under the covers.
Grace blushed. What did she know and was afraid to reveal? Was she a double agent? Was she Deep Throat?
Posted: 19th, June 2006 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
