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On Yer Bike

by | 28th, June 2006

WHEN we read “ANGELINA IN TEARS” we wrap a sandwich in a handkerchief, strap on our sandals and make ready to make a pilgrimage to Namibia.

But hold on. This is no weeping statue of Angelina Jolie, the mother of Shiloh Nouvel, the New Messaiah. This is the real deal and she lives in Los Angeles.
And her tears are not of joy but of real pain. As the Enquirer’s headline screams: “ANGELINA IN TEARS AS BRAD WALKS OUT!”

Correction: not walk out but ride off on his motorbike at great speed, taking care to first put on a protective blue helmet and gloves.

It seems that Angelina is so busy with her children that she

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