Keeping Up With The Neighbours

Aisleyne or Snoozie?

Who goes? Who moves next door? Who doesn’t already know?

Aisleyne may have teeth only previously seen biting into bright green apples on averts for denture fixatives and a name that sounds like a cure for mouth ulcers, but she is moderately likeable.

Snoozie is sure to go. And when she is gone it will be like she was never there. All that will remain of Snoozie will be two odd sized divots in the garden.

The mystery is where Aisleyne will end up. We know there is a house next door. But what kind of house is it? Remember the Big Brother Bedsit with Michelle Bass watching the house on TV?

Or last year’s Secret Garden with Eugene, Orlaith and Kinga?

Looking at the picture, it seems the new house will have a garden, which means the old housemates and new housemates will be able to hear each other.

The new housemates will be able to tell the old ones just how dull they are. That Lea is really Tamara Beckwith’s missing twin. That Richard is really called Trevor. That Pete is going to win.

Unless, of course, they haven’t been watching the show? And they been far away in Australia. You heard it here first…

Posted: 29th, June 2006 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink