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Testing Testing

by | 1st, July 2006

Tonight Aisleyne will surely go into the house next door, and Snoozie will go to sit on a chair before Davina and tell us about life in the Big Brother houzzzzz…

It is pretty obvious to all that having removed the most interesting housemates Sezer, Grace, Shahbaz the house is now full of crashing bores. Who would not swap pretty vacant Imogen for Grace, dull Glyn for Shahbaz and mute Mikey for Sezer?

We at Anorak have mapped Snoozie’s features onto a chart and comparing them with some TV stars of old note that her face is less mobile than the Test Card F girl who used to fill the gap between episodes of Pebble Mill.

TV viewers of a certain vintage will remember the girl, Carole Hersee, wearing an Alice-band and locked in eternal nought-and-crosses combat with a terrifying stuffed clown.

Recalling it causes us to wonder how original Big Brother is. If young Carole could have just written “W*****s” on the blackboard instead an “X”, she’d now be as famous as Pete or Jade Goody.

But at least the mistakes of the past have been noted and they will not happen again. Why? Because when Aisleyne moves next door

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