Celebrity Big Brother 5

Is Aisleyne’s new house like Celebrity Big Brother?

Is Aisleyne the Michael Barrymore of the group and the rest, the unknowns, a bunch of Chantelle Houghtons?

So successful was Celebrity Big Brother that we can’t blame the producers for trying to bring some of its undoubted magic to its normal show.

Aislyene is only an embryonic celebrity, but she is every bit as famous as CBB’s Pete Burns. Who was Preston when he arrived in the house? What was Maggot?

So Aisleyne is the celebrity and the rest are the Chantelles.

Which leads us to wonder what will become of Aisleyne? She won’t win the show. She can’t. A Chantelle will win. We like the underdog and Aislyene is now too well known.

And if she does not win – and she won’t – what will become of Aisleyne? And while you ponder that, ask yourself what became of Faria Alam? And Jodie Marsh?

Posted: 3rd, July 2006 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink