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Best Left Alone

by | 7th, July 2006

"PEOPLE with left hand is very intelligent."

Nikkkki said that. And d’yer know what? Go on, guess. Even if you’re a painfully thick right-handed dunce, give it your best shot. Yes, that’s it. Nikki is left-handed.

So clever is Nikki that she has taken to speaking in a fractured kind of English, a language style only previously heard when a Hollywood ‘Red Man’ was talking to John “heap big cattle rancher”. Nikki only using words necessary communicate.

Of course Richard had to turn this into a conversation. "What do you use?" he asked, looking every inch the coconut waiting to be shied.

"Left-handed," said Nikki, grasping the full thorn of the question in the manner of a typically gifted left-hander. "What do you use?" she asked. "Right, said Richard, “so I’m less intelligent.”

Right. And Right. Congratulations to Richard. He’s not a dense as his right-handedness leads us to believe.

Buoyed by that, Nikkkki asked the house: "Who’s left-handed?"

"I am," said Lea. "I

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