Getting Personal

“YOU’RE TIRED!” Cut!

You join us at the filming of Jade Goody’s new reality TV show.

Based on the Apprentice, the programme where a captain of industry chooses their new lackey (“You’re Fired!” or “You’re Hired!” “dippy” Jade will be filmed looking for a personal assistant.

The Sun says that twelve girls will undergo a series of challenges to see which of them is good enough to work under Jade.

What these Herculean tasks will involve is not said, but cleaning out the changing rooms at Jade’s Ugly Rumours beauty salon and squeezing Jade into a new girdle cannot be ruled out.

Posted: 7th, July 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink