England Expecting?

EVERYONE’S doing the Zidane-Materazzi nipple tweak. It’s the summer craze.

In “WOULD ROO LIKE A TWEAK”, the Star has a shot of Wayne Rooney on holiday in the south of France. Sitting on the table at a restaurant, Wayne looks across as one woman (Materazzi) reaches up to tweak another woman’s nipple (Zidane).

And while Wayne learns a few new tricks, the Mail spots his lover, Coleen McLoughlin. She’s standing on a boat. She’s wearing a yellow bikini. And she has a protruding tummy.

“Could Wayne be starting a team of his own?” asks the paper.

Like the Sun, we study Coleen’s belly. And we see the Mirror’s picture of her drinking a big glass on wine on the beach. We remember the partying in Germany. And we wonder if maybe, just maybe, Coleen is less pregnant than she is bloated.

Has Coleen retained water, or champagne, as it is known among the Wags?

Posted: 11th, July 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink