Anorak | Daryl Van Horne

Daryl Van Horne

by | 14th, July 2006

“Everyone is fighting for the limelight ‘cos they think it is going to be their only week in the House. It is draining the s*** out of me."

We had never thought of JaYne as a colonic irrigation device. But Nikkki has. That’s what Nikkkkki has to say about JaYne, and to the other new housemates whose names keep escaping us.

It’s like the Witches of Eastwick when the three witches tell each other the name of the Jack Nicholson character. For some reason Daryl Van Horne is a name that does not linger in their memory.

A writer here at Towers assures us that he was at school with a German lad called Helmut Hertz. And, like Daryl Van Horne, that’s not a name you should easily forget.

But you can forget. And so it is with the new housemates. JaYne we know. Her name sticks to the brain like soiled toilet paper to a pair of

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