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Jennifer Aniston Compares Vince Vaughn & Brad Pitt

by | 14th, July 2006

“VINCE is better than Brad in bed.”

Vince is Vince Vaughn, the tall actor who has, apparently, been dating Jennifer Aniston, his co-star in the film called – irony of ironies – The Break-Up.

Brad is Brad Pitt, father to the chosen one, Shiloh Nouvel, and Angelina Jolie’s two adopted children.

And a source tells the Enquirer: “Hands down, Vince is the best lover Jen says she’s ever had!”

That Jen says, eh? We won’t cast aspersions on what Jen says. And we do not doubt for a moment that Jen’s new man is totally terrific and so much taller/sexier/better etc. than all who have gone before, including Brad, who left her for another woman.

And there have been a few. Not only is Vince better in bed than Brad but he’s also better than Adam Duritz, the lead singer of the Counting Crows (he dated Jen back in 1995), Tate Donovan (1995-1998) and Charlie Schlatter (1990).

Vince is better than all of them? Vince is the best. And Vince can be rightly proud of his achievement. And so long as he doesn’t read the Enquirer he will be.

You see, while Jen says how dreamy Vince is, the Enquirer says Vince is “cuddly”.

As anyone who has ever met a lonely heart who advertised themselves as “cuddly” knows, the word is shorthand for overweight, dependable, slow and docile.

It does not suggest sexual adventurer. But if Jen says Vince is better then Brad, then he must be. He’s certainly more cuddly…



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