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Wayne Rooney & Coleen McLoughlin’s New Home

by | 26th, July 2006

SUCH is our love of all things celebrity that even the weather needs a famous face. And to the Mirror’s mind, the sun looks just like Wayne Rooney.

Alongside a picture of “HEAT BRITAIN”, a satellite image of Britain that shows how the country has turned orange with red freckles is news of Wayne.

Wayne who is of not dissimilar hues to the country of his birth is unhappy. He “may be seeing red” because the £50,000-worth of new lawns at his new mansion (“Waynsor Castle”) have been ravaged by the heat.

Poor Wayne. But at least he can ignore the gardens and stay indoors. And what an indoors they are.

The Mail has an overhead shot of

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