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Wayne Rooney & Coleen McLoughlin’s New Home

by | 26th, July 2006

SUCH is our love of all things celebrity that even the weather needs a famous face. And to the Mirror’s mind, the sun looks just like Wayne Rooney.

Alongside a picture of “HEAT BRITAIN”, a satellite image of Britain that shows how the country has turned orange with red freckles is news of Wayne.

Wayne – who is of not dissimilar hues to the country of his birth – is unhappy. He “may be seeing red” because the £50,000-worth of new lawns at his new mansion (“Waynsor Castle”) have been ravaged by the heat.

Poor Wayne. But at least he can ignore the gardens and stay indoors. And what an indoors they are.

The Mail has an overhead shot of Wayne’s new £3million eight-bedroom home, and notes the three-car garage, pink-tiled swimming pool, gym, sun deck, conservatory and home cinema with life-size cut-outs of John Wayne.

There are matching his ‘n’ hers bathrooms for Wayne and Coleen McLoughlin, both featuring gold-plated taps and toilet seats.

There’s a big games room, in which are housed video games, pinball machines, a golf simulator and a jukebox.

And there’s the kitchen said to be as big as a tennis court. The Mail says Coleen could go out to eat every night if she cared to but prefers to stay in and bake – like the lawn…



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