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David Hasselhoff’s Wet Suit

by | 27th, July 2006

DAVID Hasselhoff sits on cart at Heathrow Airport. He wears dark glasses, a shirt and a wet path on his groin.

Has David, fresh from saving lives in the fountain below Nelson’s Column in London’s Trafalgar Square pulled on his jeans over his swimming trunks without first letting them dry?

Of is there some other reason for the wet patch? And you can’t miss it because the Mirror has taken the trouble to draw a big white circle around the stain.

David is in the VIP lounge at the airport. It’s 8am and the Baywatch actor is having a drink (beer and whiskey chasers say the sun).

“My life is mess,” Hasselhoff says to no-one in particular. The Mirror says passengers look on as the wet patch appears and works its way through The Hoff’s jeans.

An eyewitness hears him “ranting”. Another source tells the paper that “he looked in a very bad way”. We hear that “he was sobbing and nodding his head”.

The Sun speculates that Hoff is upset about his divorce from Pamela, his wife for 16 years. He appears confused

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