Anorak | Terrible Sex

Terrible Sex

by | 28th, July 2006

At Anorak we’ve been looking at Richard from all sorts of angles. And for the life of we can’t see how he came to consider himself a “sexual terrorist”.

It sounded exciting when Richard told us what he was. Sexual terrorism may even be what he did for a living.

Richard wore a glove with a sparkly ring over it. Only villains in Batman and Cruella de Ville ever did that. And he stuck his finger in the corner of his mouth like a coquette. Richard threatened a truly terrible sexual experience.

Even when we heard Richard was a waiter by trade, we imagined him being overly sexual at work, delivering the bill to table between the cleft of his

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