Spawn Chorus

SIR Paul McCartney would be well advised to hang on to as much cash as he can in his impending divorce from Heather Mills McCartney.

Though some monks and nuns will love it, his new album, sung partially in Latin, may not be a mega-hit.

The Express says Ecce Cor Meum (Behold My Heart) is an oratorio in four movements, one of which may involve Paul standing on the spot and shaking his head from side to side.

Happily, as the Mirror says, Macca has £825million and can well afford to dip a wrinkly toe in different musical styles.

Although, he may well be worth less should his estranged wife Lady “Mucca” McCartney get her hands on a substantial part of his fortune.

But there is good news for the former Beatle in the Mirror. We learn that his daughter Stella is expecting her second child.

And in the Sun, Paul and readers learn that Heather may well drop her married name when the divorce is finalised. And that will mean she is no longer able to call herself Lady McCartney.

Paul should be happy. And feel free to make a return to popular music. And he will – just so long as Heather lets him keep the china frog chorus…

Posted: 2nd, August 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink